HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE? BY UBAJI ISIAKA ABUBAKAR EAZY

Has anyone told you how beautiful you are?
Well let me tell you
Your pouting lips gives me the jitters
And the heavy red lipstick
Make them look like that of a cockerel
I love the multiple shades of your skin
Yellow here, brown there and deep black below
Indeed, you are a paragon of beauty!

Has anyone told you how beautiful you are?
With that nose ring reminding me of Mexican bulls
How did you make your eye balls
Look like that of a frozen fish?
And when I look at those fixed long eye lashes
Oh, I am reminded of my kid sister's doll
Your face runs so smooth
Powered by a generous dose of the foundation
Indeed, lucky am I to have found you!

Has anyone told you how beautiful you are?
That fine brand of Brazilian hair on your head
The fine super glued nails painted blood red
Looking like bleeding flesh
And your pointed bust supported by cupped metals
Or is it your protruded bum packed up
To achieve a special effect on me that I should praise?
Indeed, your beauty lacks comparison!

Has anyone told you how beautiful you are?
You should see yourself when you take snapshots
Those squinty eyes remind me of blind Hausa beggars
The twisted hands and legs can only compare with
Children infected with polio
And those lips pushed out as if for a kiss
Aahh, what do I say, they literally kill me
I saved all your pictures because
They invoke a smile on my face at all times
Indeed, what else could achieve such effect
If not pictures capturing beauty?

Has anyone told you how beautiful you are?
Well, that person deserves a worse curse
Than that placed on Adam by God!
Haba madam! You are damn too synthetic and ugly!

Ubaji Isiaka Abubakar Eazy 2017